Let's pretend I'm filthy rich.

Let's for a second pretend that I'm not broke at all, no, in fact I'm pretty darn loaded.

The morgage and bills are paid, the fridge is stuffed, both cars clean, fixed up and waiting with their tanks full. We flew in a cat neurology specialist who knew exactly what to do to make Biianka healthy again. My new office is tastefully furnished and decorated, I've had my hair cut and a spa treatment, bought a gym membership and a horse. (It's my fantasy, please let me have the horse!)

So. With all this done, I still have such a ridiculous amount of money in the bank that my financial advisors explain that with the current economic situation in the Western world, I'd better make some investments. And the most sensible option possible would, surprisingly, be to buy lots and lots of shoes.

"To get the economic system back on it's feet, the best you can do is keep your money on your feet", my financial experts declare.

Let's for a second pretend all of this is true.

Then I would waste no time before going on Solestruck.com to order these:

All shoes by Jeffrey Campbell, for sale at Solestruck.com